The dreaded fucking background test/ drug test. Many of you little ones have never even considered picking up a joint let alone getting arrested for something stupid. Well needless to say I am no angel but am extremely lucky. So I had my appoint set to show up at 9, and begin the usual bull shit. The background test basically takes a full 2 secs, but is very interesting.
So, you show up and they have you full out about 6 forms basically spelling out to you what they will do with the information they find. After this they take you into the back room and tell you to drop your pants... wait I mean sit down and take a picture. (obv some of our background checks didn't involve anal cavity searches, but one can never be to sure) After this they begin to take your finger prints, and have you sign release forms. At this point my hands began to sweat a little because, well, I tend to have way to much fun and we'll leave it at that. After this they have you go meet with a doctor, and he hands you a cup to pee in. You hand the cup to him (obv without wiping off the extra piss just to fuck with him) and he hands you a slip to hold onto incase your "sample" gets lost.
Painless... and then 2 weeks later or so you get the email saying you past... needless to say mine took alittle longer, but hey we all can't be perfect.
Here's the point, it doesn't matter if you have a checkered past, just make sure it's not one that will ding you. If you have ever shoplifted or stolen anything I would be worried, since that is one of the type of misdemeanors that will get you dinged. If you did something like drink to much and pee on a cop, well... you're in the clear LOL
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment